Reviews

The "Green Zone" Fails to Get the Green Light

Despite great action scenes, this potentially fascinating look at the Iraq war is spoiled by weak story elements and almost no character development. Matt Damon once again manages to catch me up in his great grasp of character and I love him in this film. Green Zone is a look at the early days following the “Shock and Awe” blitzkrieg of G.W. Bush’s war. Like George Senior’s war, there were almost no casualties, but unlike his father, George W. couldn’t walk away and there were weapons of mass destruction to find. The problem – he couldn’t find them. No one in Green Zone seems to be able to find any either. Green Zone’s take… there were no WMDs and the U.S. government, or at least a few elements, knew it. READ MORE

The Wolfman: A Howling Bad Time


 
What do I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Lon Chaney Junior’s The Wolfman and Teen Wolf all have in common? They all have werewolves, they all have characters you care greatly about and they are all far superior (and more fun) than 2010’s The Wolfman. Starring Sir Anthony Hopkins, Benecio Del Toro and Emily Blunt, The Wolfman seemed destined to be one of the great horror films of all time. Unfortunately the director forgot one of the rules of horror-dom: the audience has to have at least one character to care about. There is not one in The Wolfman.
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The Book of Eli, Denzel Washington in a Completely Different Role

Based approximately 30 years in the future, The Book of Eli envisions a world destroyed by a holy war. As a result, humans rid the world of all evidence of God, including each of the holy books. Only one is left in the possession of an anointed guardian played by Denzel Washington. That book is called The Book of Eli and Carnegie (Gary Oldman), the leader of a small surviving community, is desperately looking for it. His goal: to use the holy words to manipulate his followers. Eli must pass through the evil man’s territory in his journey to the west coast, a task he was assigned to by God, at least so he says.

In The Book of Eli, the Hughes brothers manage to mix the practical with the spiritual to make the film puzzling and yet strangely challenging. There’s a clever combination of gritty apocalypse and hope for a bright future in the film, but more: the sense that something great must be involved. READ MORE

Daybreakers is a Deal Breaker



Daybreakers
: great talent, original plot, good direction and even some great bloody action mean nothing when the story elements are so illogical and sophomoric that the film falls apart. That is Daybreakers: a vampire fest where vampires rule and humans are simply cattle. Think Matrix with blood instead of energy.

Ethan Hawke is Edward, our hero, a reluctant vampire hematologist trying desperately to find a blood substitute for millions of starving vampires. Meanwhile his brother, and maker, Frankie (Michael Dorman) hunts humans to bolster the short supply of nutritious, delicious red stuff. Neither Edward nor Frankie are happy about the arrangement but both are rather stuck, that is until Lionel (Willam Dafoe), a former vampire, kidnaps Edward to perpetuate the cure. READ MORE

Sherlock Holmes, It's Elementary Watson...and Great!


 
Sherlock Holmes is back! Robert Downey Jr. does an excellent job of capturing the brilliance, sparkling wit and incredible arrogance of literature’s greatest detective. However, Downey also adds incredible physicality and a sense of the torment to this most excellent man of science by capturing both the overweening persona and the sense of isolation that Holmes must feel. He also captures the sympathy evoked by the characterization. Holmes is truly a heroic, if tragic, figure in this latest iteration of Holmes just as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle must have imagined him.
 
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Avatar, Chills, Thrills, Spills and Incredible Eye Candy !

James Cameron's dream becomes our reality in Avatar: a delight to audiences and a great leap forward in movie making. Packed with some of the most thrilling special effects in film and with an attention to detail that seems pathological, Avatar brings to life a world new and fresh and as complete as the Earth herself. This attention to detail is what made such films as Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings legendary and will do the same for Cameron’s film. Avatar will forever change the way films are made!

Pandora, Cameron’s imagined world, is breathtaking. A beautiful, stunning and thoroughly real as any world ever made real on film but nearly all designed with and through the magic of computer graphics. Amazingly it doesn’t take a thing away from the delight of falling thousands of feet on the back of a dinosaur-like alien beast or facing an enormous panther-like carnivore. Pandora is as real as any world brought to the screen, including ours. READ MORE

You Can Teach 'Old Dogs' New Tricks, But Maybe Not Good Ones



Old Dogs
manages to be incredibly stupid, predictably sophomoric and phenomenally insulting (to the audience) while still having a few great laughs and a marginally touching story. Robin Williams, at his straight man best, and John Travolta, actually rather endearing, manage to take a fairly good idea and run it right down into a sewer of complete vapidity.

Dan (Williams) and Charlie (Travolta) are partners in a sports marketing firm working with a Japanese company trying to break into the American market. Dan, the more serious partner, discovers he has twins, a boy and a girl, from a quickie marriage to Vickie (Kelly Preston). Being a confirmed non-dad Dan still tries to manage enthusiasm when he meets his progeny. READ MORE

Ninja Assassin, There Will be Blood...Buckets and Buckets

Ninja Assassin delivers on everything it promises and more. There is all the expected action and plenty of gory Ninja goodness, but surprisingly, the back story is somewhat interesting and engaging. Don’t worry, I’m not going soft…the violence in Assassin is nearly overwhelming but, except for the first assassination scene, not totally gratuitous, but part of the attraction of the film.

The story is typical and familiar: young orphans are adopted to become killing machines (think Fagan only with razor sharp Ninja swords, Shuriken and blood). The “father” is head of one of nine Ninja families for hire to whatever entity has 100 lbs. of gold. Be prepared, each of the children is trained with some of the most brutal methods ever seen on film. The little ones are taught to fear nothing and to stand excruciating pain. All is good in the family until Raizo (Rain), the number one trainee, sees the woman he loves brutally murdered for trying to escape the Ninja compound. Biding his time and trying to follow the rules Raizo continues his training letting no one know his anger. READ MORE

The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Great Box Office, Not So Great a Film

The Twilight Saga: New Moon is almost exactly the film I expected: teenage angst, a love triangle and a smattering of violence. What I did not expect was the overwhelmingly (though few) great action scenes, the excellent cinematography and CGI. Unfortunately New Moon suffers from absolutely uninspired dialogue and lack of sexual tension. It was nearly impossible to believe that Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Jake (Taylor Lautner), two legs of the love triangle, are friends let alone potential lovers. I blame this almost entirely on the writing, that, and the lack of physical contact between them. I just did not believe the love story. READ MORE

Bah Humbug, New Christmas Carol Leaves Coal in Stockings

One of the greatest stories ever told, Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol has been adapted and borrowed from many times. The story: an incredibly, stingy businessman named Scrooge, facing a bleak and dismal future, finds redemption from an old friend (long dead) and three spirits sent to save him is simple, but touching. Nearly every version I've ever seen is wonderful, but not so much this one. 
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